In case you're the one person who hasn't seen it yet:

Spidey 3 Teaser

Ask a Ninja

A ninja explains podcasting to people over 12. "There's Eva Longoria juggling a chainsaw - we are a factory that makes apple pie for whales! I look forward to serving you apple pie soon! That doesn't sound threatening at all.

more at www.askaninja.com

I'm back!

Internet works. Need to catch up.

Hulk sell cars.

More to come!

I'm not dead

I just hate comcast - it's taken a month and a half to get internet hooked up at the new place. Hopefully it will be ready soon - and then I'll be back full time.

In the meantime - check out www.eavesdropdc.com

DC will own Marvel two summers in a row...

New Superman Returns trailer

Bush spoofs himself

Bush goes toe to toe with himself in a fun self-roast at the National Press Correspondants dinner.

"We need to unite - Republicans, Democrats, and John McCain"

Save Darfur

Thanks to evereyone who came to the Save Darfur rally (even you Pelosi). It was a great overall, and hopefully it raised some awareness for the crisis going on in the Sudan. Plus, how often do Elie Wiesel, Barack Obama, Big and Rich, and George Clooney hang out? Actually, I hear they're in a fantasy baseball league together, so probably pretty often.

Here's a picture of Big and Rich performing yesterday - and if you haven't gone online to fill out an electronic postcard to President Bush, please do so now! www.savedarfur.com

Live Mario

Some guy at Gordon college turns Super Mario 1 into a performance piece.

Tons of Marvel news

Yesterday really was Marvel Comics day:

--Jon Favreau to direct Iron Man (Hollywood Reporter) There's a bunch of other Marvel movies news there.

--Big surprise from X3 was revealed on Leno (YouTube)

--Ultimate Alliance - X-Men Legends expands to the whole MU (ComixFan)

Lots of great news in a week that already brought new Astonishing X-Men, Runaways, and X-Factor.

Cue mono russian music

This is insane. Just when I got the tetris theme out of my head:

Office Building Tetris

Somebody set up us the bomb!

Surgeon General's Warning: All your base are belong to us.

I probably haven't seen this is 2-3 years - still awesome.

More video game movies?

I can't believe they made a movie about Dead or Alive. Didn't they learn from Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat? Anyways, here is the trailer. I see there's a gatuitous volleyball scene.

The too cute for school Sarah Carter is in it though (of Smallville and Boston Legal) - so it's got that going for it at least.

Clerks 2 Trailer

Because Jason Mewes needs work. And because Kevin Smith has no real directorial skills. Here.

He seems so nice too...

This guy wants to do wierd stuff with a unicorn

Taco Town

Holy Cow - someone actually made the taco from SNL's taco town sketch!

Check it out - Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!

Easter is only a week away...

You know what the easter bunny is doing the other 364 days a year? Kicking Ass!
The Easter Bunny Hates You

Quotes of the day

1.
"You know what makes me mad? Danny Glover. Danny Glover could never take down Predator in real life."
-My brother

2.
Josh: so i've been a machine today
Me: o yeah
Me: did you kill innocents without regard?
Josh: no that's every day
Josh: nothing special about THAT

Make a limp W take balls to the face (and it isn't dirty!)
Here- Thanks Josh!

Pirates on Bones in 2 minutes!

Sooo - my brother likes Predator

Matt: We watched all the Predator movies the other day. Arnold is so huge! They're making another one.
Me: I'm looking forward to Alien vs. Predator vs. Freddy vs. Jason
Matt: Predator would mess everyone up.
Me: What if you added Ash from Evil Dead?
Matt: Doesn't matter.
Me: Ok, three vs three: Ash, Alien, and Predator vs Freddy, Jason, and...
Matt: Chucky.
Me: Ok, Chucky.
Matt: Predator would kill everyone. Too lopsided.
Me: How about Jason and Ash vs Alien and Predator? I think that's a fair fight.
Matt: Predator would kill them all. Even Alien.
Me: Dude, Ash has a chainsaw for a hand! And a boomstick!
Matt: Predator has a staff-spear thing, these discs he throws, ninja stars, a freaking plasma cannon that can lock onto anything and oh yeah - camo that makes him freaking invisible. How's Ash gonna hit him?
Me: Chainsaw for hand?
Matt: Well, Ash never reloads, so that's one thing going for him. But I don't think anyone could realistically beat a Predator one on one.
Me: Not even Legolas?
Matt: ELF! ELF! ELF! No. I might have though Rambo at one time, but Predator would kill him. Rambo, George Bush -
Me: Bush? Which one?
Matt: Either. Both. That's Bush's problem - he should get Predator to take care of business. Osama? Dead. Iraq? Solved. We need to invest more money in tracking down Predator.