Apr 1, 2006

Sooo - my brother likes Predator

Matt: We watched all the Predator movies the other day. Arnold is so huge! They're making another one.
Me: I'm looking forward to Alien vs. Predator vs. Freddy vs. Jason
Matt: Predator would mess everyone up.
Me: What if you added Ash from Evil Dead?
Matt: Doesn't matter.
Me: Ok, three vs three: Ash, Alien, and Predator vs Freddy, Jason, and...
Matt: Chucky.
Me: Ok, Chucky.
Matt: Predator would kill everyone. Too lopsided.
Me: How about Jason and Ash vs Alien and Predator? I think that's a fair fight.
Matt: Predator would kill them all. Even Alien.
Me: Dude, Ash has a chainsaw for a hand! And a boomstick!
Matt: Predator has a staff-spear thing, these discs he throws, ninja stars, a freaking plasma cannon that can lock onto anything and oh yeah - camo that makes him freaking invisible. How's Ash gonna hit him?
Me: Chainsaw for hand?
Matt: Well, Ash never reloads, so that's one thing going for him. But I don't think anyone could realistically beat a Predator one on one.
Me: Not even Legolas?
Matt: ELF! ELF! ELF! No. I might have though Rambo at one time, but Predator would kill him. Rambo, George Bush -
Me: Bush? Which one?
Matt: Either. Both. That's Bush's problem - he should get Predator to take care of business. Osama? Dead. Iraq? Solved. We need to invest more money in tracking down Predator.

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