Sep 27, 2005

And the is a little something I like to call: Devo Jr.

Sep 26, 2005

The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Clichés:

some of my faves:

14. Garrett's Principle: Let's not mince words: you're a thief. You can walk into just about anybody's house like the door wasn't even locked. You just barge right in and start looking for stuff. Anything you can find that's not nailed down is yours to keep. You will often walk into perfect strangers' houses, lift their precious artifacts, and then chat with them like you were old neighbors as you head back out with their family heirlooms under your arm. Unfortunately, this never works in stores.

56. Zeigfried's Contradiction: Just because someone is weird doesn't mean they're important.

63. Principle of Narrative Efficiency: If the main villain (or the enemy you've been trying to kill for most of the game before he summons the real final villain) was ever defeated in the past by another group of adventurers, one of them will secretly be in your party and one of them will be the hero's father.

74. If You Meet The Buddha In A Random Encounter, Kill Him!: When you're out wandering around the world, you must kill everything you meet. People, animals, plants, insects, fire hydrants, small cottages, anything and everything is just plain out to get you. It may be because of your rampant kleptomania (see Garrett's Principle.)

107. Arbor Day Rule: At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says.

see the rest here.
Oh that crazy Liu Kang

Sep 20, 2005

Apparently we have Porn Squard now. From the WP: Recruits Sought for Porn Squad

My fave quote:

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."
put the you know what in the you know where - new Bloodhound Gang

Sep 19, 2005

IMDB: In pirate mode today:

"We're not breaking out of Jamba Juice, gentlemen" - best quote from tonight's Prison Break. A Prison Break LiveBlog might be in the works.

My friend Alan can't talk like a pirate. Instead he sounds like a leprechaun.

From my cousin Tiff: Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died from pirate attacks.
"I feel like a human being" - Some classic Mitch Hedburg

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Sep 18, 2005

Brett Favre just passed 50,000 career yards, joining the ranks of only Marino and Elway. Go Brett!

Sep 17, 2005

Scent Stories - Apparently it's like a CD player for your nose. I don't really understand - why stories? Is there some plot that I don't get?

Sep 16, 2005

A friend just sent this to me; it's probably one of my favorite TV quotes of all time:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Sarah Silverman on Crack(On Chappelle's Show on Jimmy Kimmel Live)

Sep 10, 2005

When Bush arrived in Biloxi, Miss. on September 2nd, he made a deeply felt speech in response to the devastation he witnessed and the stories he heard:

"Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house -- he's lost his entire house -- there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch," he said, referring to the former Senate majority leader who lost his 154-year-old family home in Pascagoula, Miss.

I want to sit on Trent Lott's Porch

Sep 7, 2005

"Welcome to Heaven! Enjoy the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory!"
-Flying Spaghetti Monsterism - The Game

Sep 1, 2005

More X-Men:

Revisiting Profit

I love Wolvie's canadian accent!
And another great one:

X-Men: Dark Phoenix Rising
The answer is "yes, I am as tired as I sounded in that last post". I was looking for something on newgrounds and found this instead:

X-Men: Death Becomes Them
I was gonna do this stupid thing, but it didn't work. So I didn't. I think it is a sign.