It wasn't me:

Man accused in $200,000 Lego Internet scam

Awesome because I was there - Nittany Lion Dynamite.

Still not old: Numa Numa Marching Band

Eddie Guerrero passes away: One of the all-time greats in the wrestling world passed away this weekend. You'll be missed, Eddie.

"Explosively funny, unnervingly shocking and perversely adorable":

Jesus is Magic

Stupid, but blogworthy: Drunk Guy gets Kicked in the Crotch by Ninja Turtle

Happy daylight savings!

Fun stuff - feed your Lost addiction (from EW): Oh, Lost-ies, what will you watch for the next two weeks while your favorite show is in reruns? (Besides this.) Instead of isolating yourself in a bunker listening to Mama Cass on a loop, you could just watch your favorite castaways in their appearances on other shows and movies that are airing over the next couple weeks. Think of them as "flashbacks" of these actors' careers before the crash of Flight 815. Press the remote button -- the button is good. See the calendar here (It includes Locke on the Cutting Edge! Toe Pick!)

Great quote from The Superficial:

"Nicollette Sheridan (the slutty one on Desperate Housewives) has called off her engagement with Swedish actor Niklas Soderblom. No word yet on her seven other engagements. Get it? Because she's a big old slut. Also, Teri Hatcher is pure and strong and everything that's good and not slutty in the world. This message brought to you by ABC."

In other news: Eva Longoria still hot.

They just found Mae Young's other hand.....

Don't forget - my favorite new show, Prison Break returns tommorrow night with an all new episode (9PM FOX, directly following an encore of the previous ep). If you want to learn more, FOX is airing "Prison Break: Within the Walls" special, showcasing the first seven episodes. Check it out.

Quote of the weekend: "Remember, Dwain, it's what's on the outside that matters the most" - interestingly enough, our office's marketing specialist.

God bless the mediocrity of the Washington, DC sports scene - the most exciting (read: only) football game on is the Redskins vs the 49ers. I might just go back to bed.

Dwain's religion news: (more coming soon):

from the post: Preaching With a Vengeance

hi and larious: Nintendo Choir

Amazon DVD TV sale: A lot of early seasons of TV shows for under 20 bucks, including ER, West Wing, Nip/Tuck, and Lois and Clark.

A great article from yesterday's WP about the "reverend" Pat Robertson:
Preaching With a Vengeance

I did jinx myself! Damn!

In other news - damn people who get gaming winning touchdowns in the last 1-3 seconds of the game. I think you know who I'm talking about Wolverine Trojan man.

If only to continue this (dare I say it and thus doom it?) streak:

Anyone know why someone plays taps outside my apartment every night at 11?

Who spam comments on a blog anyway?