Happy daylight savings!

Fun stuff - feed your Lost addiction (from EW): Oh, Lost-ies, what will you watch for the next two weeks while your favorite show is in reruns? (Besides this.) Instead of isolating yourself in a bunker listening to Mama Cass on a loop, you could just watch your favorite castaways in their appearances on other shows and movies that are airing over the next couple weeks. Think of them as "flashbacks" of these actors' careers before the crash of Flight 815. Press the remote button -- the button is good. See the calendar here (It includes Locke on the Cutting Edge! Toe Pick!)

Great quote from The Superficial:

"Nicollette Sheridan (the slutty one on Desperate Housewives) has called off her engagement with Swedish actor Niklas Soderblom. No word yet on her seven other engagements. Get it? Because she's a big old slut. Also, Teri Hatcher is pure and strong and everything that's good and not slutty in the world. This message brought to you by ABC."

In other news: Eva Longoria still hot.

They just found Mae Young's other hand.....

Don't forget - my favorite new show, Prison Break returns tommorrow night with an all new episode (9PM FOX, directly following an encore of the previous ep). If you want to learn more, FOX is airing "Prison Break: Within the Walls" special, showcasing the first seven episodes. Check it out.

Quote of the weekend: "Remember, Dwain, it's what's on the outside that matters the most" - interestingly enough, our office's marketing specialist.

God bless the mediocrity of the Washington, DC sports scene - the most exciting (read: only) football game on is the Redskins vs the 49ers. I might just go back to bed.

Dwain's religion news: (more coming soon):

from the post: Preaching With a Vengeance

hi and larious: Nintendo Choir

Amazon DVD TV sale: A lot of early seasons of TV shows for under 20 bucks, including ER, West Wing, Nip/Tuck, and Lois and Clark.

A great article from yesterday's WP about the "reverend" Pat Robertson:
Preaching With a Vengeance

I did jinx myself! Damn!

In other news - damn people who get gaming winning touchdowns in the last 1-3 seconds of the game. I think you know who I'm talking about Wolverine Trojan man.

If only to continue this (dare I say it and thus doom it?) streak:

Anyone know why someone plays taps outside my apartment every night at 11?

Who spam comments on a blog anyway?

Connie from the Mighty Ducks was on Lost tonight! - Thanks to Rocco for the research.

Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior! - probably funniest TGS yet!

Funny + Sad - US Invades Australia?

Fun Roommate Quotes of the Weekend:

"Chuck Norris is my nemesis"

"I suck at killing things and fun"

So, as many know, one of my favorite books of 2004 was Gideon Defoe's Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists. I was at Barnes and Noble this morning and saw that there is a sequel: Pirates! In an Adventure with Nemo. So I did the typical "very cool, I'll go home and buy it on Amazon for cheaper" BUT IT ISN'T ON AMAZON! What's going on amazon? Get your crap together!

The feel good Shining.

And the Red Sox season ends.....

Five Funny Principles Of Marketing

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

Another reason to watch Alias next week (the first being the fabulous Rachel Nichols):
Amy Acker!!!!!

Freakin a - The Hanso Foundation

Why is it so hard to regularly post on this thing?