It wasn't me:

Man accused in $200,000 Lego Internet scam

Awesome because I was there - Nittany Lion Dynamite.

Still not old: Numa Numa Marching Band

Eddie Guerrero passes away: One of the all-time greats in the wrestling world passed away this weekend. You'll be missed, Eddie.

"Explosively funny, unnervingly shocking and perversely adorable":

Jesus is Magic

Stupid, but blogworthy: Drunk Guy gets Kicked in the Crotch by Ninja Turtle